Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday December 31, 2012

While travelling in farthest Tibet, Lord Irongate found cause...
While travelling in farthest Tibet, Lord Irongate found cause to regret The buttered-up tea, A pain in his knee, And the frivolous tourists he met. -- Edward Gorey

You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the...
You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the new story concerning 'im : He buggers the choir As they sing "Ave Maria," And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.

"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny
"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny

Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.