Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday December 7, 2012

There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life...
There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly. Because in their haste They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.

Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled...
Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled. -- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!" stardate 3287.2

Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.
Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare. --...
L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare. -- L. Pasteur

Well, I don't know where they come from but they sure...
Well, I don't know where they come from but they sure do come, I hope they comin' for me! And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good, I hope they doin' it for free! They give me cat scratch fever... cat scratch fever! First time that I...