Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday August 8, 2014
There once was a man named Lodge,
who had seatbelts installed...There once was a man named Lodge,
who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in,
He committed a sin,
without ever leaving the garage. There was a young man from New Haven
Who had an affair with...There was a young man from New Haven
Who had an affair with a raven.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"Nevermore!" There was an old fellow named Skinner
Whose prick, his wife...There was an old fellow named Skinner
Whose prick, his wife said, had grown thinner.
But still, by and large,
It would always discharge
Once he could just get it in her.
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday August 8, 2014
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