Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday August 28, 2014

Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.

A gay young prince from Morocco Made love in a manner rococco...
A gay young prince from Morocco Made love in a manner rococco. He painted his penis To resemble a venus And flavored his semen with cocoa.

A rapist who reeked of cheap booze Attempted to ravish Miss...
A rapist who reeked of cheap booze Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes. She cried, "I suppose There's no time for my clothes, But PLEASE let me take off my shoes!"

A scream from the crypt of St. Giles Resounded for miles upon...
A scream from the crypt of St. Giles Resounded for miles upon miles. Said the friar, "Good gracious, The brother Ignatious Forgeteth the abbot hath piles."

A very odd pair are the Pitts: His balls are as large as...
A very odd pair are the Pitts: His balls are as large as her tits, Her tits are as large As an invasion barge-- Neither knows how the other cohabits.

A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could...
A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could be. A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea.