Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday September 18, 2016

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking...
There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine. Concave or convex, It served either sex, But oh what a bitch to keep clean.

Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.
Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.