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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 12, 2017


A daredevil skater named Lowe, Leaps barrels arranged in...
A daredevil skater named Lowe, Leaps barrels arranged in the snow, But is proudest of doing, Some incredible screwing, Since he's jumped thirteen girls in a row!

A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with...
A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labled it: son, And filed him away on a shelf. A gentleman, otherwise meek, Detested with passion the leek; When offered one out...

A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar...
A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions. They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions.

Capitalism can exist in one of only two states: welfare...
Capitalism can exist in one of only two states: welfare or warfare.

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