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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday August 10, 2018


If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would...
If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.

There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious...
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter. It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter.

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