Daily FortunesNov 20, 2006
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle...
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without
the supervision of a licensed engineer.
In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without...
In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse
along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery...
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of
indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
of infanticide.
-- Edmond About
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate...
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of
Urbana, Illinois.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down...
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.
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Daily Fortunes for Nov 20, 2006
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