Daily Fortunes

Oct 20, 2006

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning...
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city. -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire"

The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect...
The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having...
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview"

The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror...
The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars. -- H. L. Mencken

The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in...
The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as he brought their drinks, dumped a martini on the rocks down the back of the blonde's dress. She sprang to her feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed wildly around...

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