Daily FortunesSep 20, 2006
Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May,...
Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May, 1907:
"Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour
unless the motorist sees a bailiff who does not appear to have had a
drink in 30 days, when the driver will be permitted to make...
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when...
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
section that says...
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible,...
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ...
impeccable!
Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited...
Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
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