Daily FortunesJun 16, 2006
Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment...
Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her
incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy,
acceptance, and peace. "'Bye for now," she said warmly.
-- Thea Alexander, "2150 A.D."
Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think...
Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly.
I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was
right.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this...
Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
to the "W" on the dial.
Moral:...
"Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said...
"Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?"
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?"
"I'll put `maybe.'"
-- Bloom County
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 16, 2006
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