Daily Fortunes

Jun 8, 2006

Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98%...
Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98% of your hardware before it can be installed

Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable...
Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable and flexible as Linux 0.0.98 (or at least, Microsoft claims it is)

The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Parc': In one,...
The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Parc': In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be extinct. The other is a film.

Windows 98 - the operating system of world records! 100 million...
Windows 98 - the operating system of world records! 100 million sold copies, 200 million installed copies, 200 billion crashes.

New Microsoft PnP documents released:...
New Microsoft PnP documents released: http://www.microsoft.eu.org/PnP.html

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