Daily Fortunes

Nov 16, 2007

Gordon's Law: If you think you have the solution,...
Gordon's Law: If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.

gossip, n: Hearing something you like about someone...
gossip, n: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. -- Earl Wilson

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//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH

Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service? Call...
Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service? Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number": 1-800-AUDITME

Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.

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