Freebsd Fortunes 3

Gordon's Law:
        If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.

gossip, n:
        Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
                -- Earl Wilson

//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH

Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":

        1-800-AUDITME

Got a dictionary?  I want to know the meaning of life.

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack,
I went out for a ride and never came back.
Like a river that don't know where it's flowing,
I took a wrong turn and I just kept going.

        Everybody's got a hungry heart.
        Everybody's got a hungry heart.
        Lay down your money and you play your part,
        Everybody's got a hungry heart.

I met her in a Kingstown bar,
We fell in love, I knew it had to end.
We took what we had and we ripped it apart,
Now here I am down in Kingstown again.

Everybody needs a place to rest,
Everybody wants to have a home.
Don't make no difference what nobody says,
Ain't nobody likes to be alone.
                -- Bruce Springsteen, "Hungry Heart"

Got Mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.

Gourmet, n:
        Anyone whom, when you fail to finish something strange or
        revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're
        leaving the best part.

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish.  Don't overdo it.
                -- Lao Tsu

Government spending?  I don't know what it's all about.  I don't know any
more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't
know much.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers