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Dec 16, 2007

Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed...
Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed 98 times, you have to reinstall.

Win98 is called Win98 because you need 98 MB RAM to install it.
Win98 is called Win98 because you need 98 MB RAM to install it.

Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer...
Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer is, Windoze will use up 98% of the system resources for itself.

Win98 is called Win98 because it is 98% slower than Linux.
Win98 is called Win98 because it is 98% slower than Linux.

Win98 is called Win98 because there is a 98% probability that...
Win98 is called Win98 because there is a 98% probability that it will crash during installation
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