Daily Fortunes

Dec 1, 2007

I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him,...
I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here..." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing. -- Steven Wright

I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's...
I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I... I just... to make a long story short..." -- Steven Wright

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of...
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it. -- Steven Wright

I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. I spent...
I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wright

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died...
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Diran

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