Daily FortunesDec 31, 2007
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
...
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
generation to generation?
Mom: Yes?
Billy: Well, this generation dropped it.
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy...
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests,
since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Catching his children with their hands in the new,...
Catching his children with their hands in the new, still wet, patio,
the father spanked them. His wife asked, "Don't you love your children?"
"In the abstract, yes, but not in the concrete."
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them...
Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's
when they come over and violate your body space.
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 31, 2007
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