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Feb 16, 2007

Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To...
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found...
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long...
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because...
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.

Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to...
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.
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