Daily Fortunes

Feb 17, 2007

Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there...
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too. -- Richard M. Nixon

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious,...
"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.
Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.

Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit! Just...
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit! Just type in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law: Name \#

Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Surprise due today. Also the rent.

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