Daily FortunesMay 26, 2007
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million...
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."
Rick: "How can you close me up? On what...
Rick: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?"
Renault: "I'm shocked! Shocked! To find that gambling is going on here."
Croupier (handing money to Renault): "Your winnings, sir."
Renault:"Oh. Thank you very much."
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Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?"
Yogi...
Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?"
Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"
Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working...
Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week,
he might have lasted a long time and become a great star.
-- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change
from being a pitcher to an outfielder...
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark...
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
-- Heard on Noahs' ark
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Daily Fortunes for May 26, 2007
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