Daily FortunesMay 12, 2007
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make...
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
--...
If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe...
If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
-- Alan Parsons Project
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune...
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
If researchers wrote nursery rhymes...
Little Miss Muffet...
If researchers wrote nursery rhymes...
Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region,
Eating components of soured milk.
On at least one occasion,
along came an arachnid and sat down beside her,
Or at least in her vicinity,
And caused her to feel an overwhelming,...
If she had not been cupric in her ions,
Her shape...
If she had not been cupric in her ions,
Her shape ovoidal,
Their romance might have flourished.
But he built tetrahedral in his shape,
His ions ferric,
Love could not help but die,
Uncatylised, inert, and undernourished.
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Daily Fortunes for May 12, 2007
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