Daily FortunesMay 19, 2007
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
-- Steven Wright
The other line moves faster.
The other line moves faster.
The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived...
The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on
a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance
with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke French and he only spoke
English, so each couldn't understand a word...
The part of the world that people find most puzzling is...
The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".
The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might...
The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might add.
-- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court
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Daily Fortunes for May 19, 2007
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