Daily FortunesJun 13, 2007
Magnocartic, adj.:
Any automobile that, when left...
Magnocartic, adj.:
Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
Magpie, n.:
A bird whose theivish disposition suggested...
Magpie, n.:
A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it
might be taught to talk.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Maier's Law:
If the facts do not conform to the theory,...
Maier's Law:
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
-- N.R. Maier, "American Psychologist", March 1960
Corollaries:
(1) The bigger the theory, the better.
(2) The experiment may be considered...
Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal...
Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Maintainer's Motto:
If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Maintainer's Motto:
If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
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