Daily FortunesJun 3, 2007
For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with...
For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___.
When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged
him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to
spend my evenings?"
--...
For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have...
For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have tasted the
'Great Chieftain O' the Pudden Race' (i.e. haggis) here is an easy to follow
recipe which results in a dish remarkably similar to the above mentioned
protected species.
Ingredients:
...
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort...
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
-- Abraham Lincoln
For three days after death hair and fingernails
continue...
For three days after death hair and fingernails
continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read...
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.
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