Daily Fortunes

Jun 5, 2007

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word...
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -- Burt Bacharach

A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
A tautology is a thing which is tautological.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses...
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi

"A University without students is like an ointment without...
"A University without students is like an ointment without a fly." -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son...
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

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