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Jan 2, 2008

Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your...
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

-- Gifts for Children -- This is easy...
-- Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want. They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday-...

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything...
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed...
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull

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