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Jan 23, 2008

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message;...
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.

This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman,...
This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.

This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this...
This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this a machine? I don't talk to machines! [Click]

This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.
This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.

This is NOT a repeat.
This is NOT a repeat.

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