Daily Fortunes

Feb 7, 2008

The San Diego Freeway. Official Parking Lot of the 1984...
The San Diego Freeway. Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics!

The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men,...
The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has always been a limited number of Human Beings. -- Little Big Man

The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie)...
The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line...

Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.

There *is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas...
There *is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.

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