Daily Fortunes

Mar 7, 2008

"Any news from the President on a successor?"...
"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully. "None," Anita replied. "She's having great difficulty finding someone qualified who is willing to accept the post." "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh. "I'm...

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell"...
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there. -- Sydney Harris

Any president should have the right to shoot at least...
Any president should have the right to shoot at least two people a year without explanation. -- Herbert Hoover, discussing the press

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved...
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent. -- Lazarus Long

Any program which runs right is obsolete.
Any program which runs right is obsolete.

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