Daily Fortunes

Feb 24, 2008

Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose...
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers? A: A deep C diva.

Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for...
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A: A failure.

Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government...
Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant? A: A howdah duty.

Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when...
Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with...
Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard? A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

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