Daily FortunesMar 5, 2008
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch...
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some
rays and became a tangent ?
"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out...
"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context."
"Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting...
"Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting his thumb into his
mouth again, and sitting down upon a dead mouse.
"What do you keep that mouse for?" I said. "You should either
bury it or else throw it into the brook."
...
"Yo, Mike!"
"Yeah, Gabe?"
...
"Yo, Mike!"
"Yeah, Gabe?"
"We got a problem down on Earth. In Utah."
"I thought you fixed that last century!"
"No, no, not that. Someone's found a security problem in the physics
program...
You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and...
You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in
use for only seven years. One of its windshield wipers is broken, and
the carburetor needs adjusting. The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the
moment is only three-quarters full. How old is the taxi...
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 5, 2008
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