Daily FortunesMar 18, 2008
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies...
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
There are three possibilities:
Pioneer's solar panel has turned...
There are three possibilities:
Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun;
there's a large meteor blocking transmission;
someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least...
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be
offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a
series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of
food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As...
There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first...
There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need
the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the
world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the
long winter evenings.
-- Quentin Crisp
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 18, 2008
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