Daily Fortunes

Mar 6, 2008

Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of...
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Never drink Coca-Cola in a moving elevator. The elevator's...
Never drink Coca-Cola in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in Coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the window. (Additionally, you begin to believe that...

Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.
Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.

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