Daily Fortunes

Aug 29, 2008

My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this...
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wright

You can't have everything... where would you put it? -- Steven...
You can't have everything... where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I...
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died. -- Steven Wright

You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool...
You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over? Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wright

I came home the other night and tried to open the door with...
I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and the building started up. So I took it out for a drive. A cop pulled me over for speeding. He asked me where I live... "Right here". -- Steven Wright

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