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Aug 20, 2008

A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it...
A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the house of seven gobbles.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks...
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch. -- James Beard

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting...
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind. -- Ziggy
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. -- Ziggy

A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger,...
A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs. On Friday morning her husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"

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