Daily Fortunes

Dec 3, 2011

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of Communists...
The conservation movement is a breeding ground of Communists and other subversives. We intend to clean them out, even if it means rounding up every bird watcher in the country. -- John Mitchell, Atty. General 1969-1972

The Consultant's Curse: When the customer has beaten...
The Consultant's Curse: When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him what he asks for, instead of what he needs. This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once.

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: "Of...
The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: "Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary...

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living...
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.

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