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Dec 5, 2011

It's always the wrong time of the month.
It's always the wrong time of the month.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level...
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick...
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when...
You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.

Misery no longer loves company nowdays it insists on it.
Misery no longer loves company nowdays it insists on it.
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