Daily Fortunes

Dec 31, 2011

I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have...
I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." --...
"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." -- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of the idea of a doomsday machine. "I'm a doctor, not an escalator." -- "Friday's Child", when...

I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take...
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.

I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And...
I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. -- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor

I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry...
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.

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