Daily FortunesFeb 23, 2012
My father taught me three things:
(1) Never mix whiskey... My father taught me three things:
(1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
(2) Never try to draw to an inside straight.
(3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.
Nachman's Rule:
When it comes to foreign food, the less... Nachman's Rule:
When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better.
-- Gerald Nachman
narcolepulacyi, n.:
The contagious action of yawning,... narcolepulacyi, n.:
The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight
to also yawn.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
nerd pack, n.:
Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket... nerd pack, n.:
Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling
clothes. Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be measured
by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack.
neutron bomb, n.:
An explosive device of limited... neutron bomb, n.:
An explosive device of limited military value because, as
it only destroys people without destroying property, it
must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
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Daily Fortunes for Feb 23, 2012
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