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Feb 14, 2012

A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!

A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's...
A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered. -- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland

A hypocrite is a person who ... but who isn't? ...
A hypocrite is a person who ... but who isn't? -- Don Marquis

A hypothetical paradox: What would happen in a battle...
A hypothetical paradox: What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet? -- Tom Galloway

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