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Feb 12, 2012

A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he...
A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money...
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.

A man who likes to lie in bed can usually find a girl willing...
A man who likes to lie in bed can usually find a girl willing to listen to him.

A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.

A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
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