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May 17, 2012

With the end of the football season, a star player for...
With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if...

With the end of the football season, a star player on...
With the end of the football season, a star player on the college team was celebrating the relaxation of his curfew by attending a late-night campus party. Soon after arriving, he was captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if...

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop...
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes. -- Marlon Brando

Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.
Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.

Within a month [in 1969] I had met the first of a small but...
Within a month [in 1969] I had met the first of a small but not uninfluential community of people who violently opposed SALT for a simple reason: It might keep America from developing a first-strike capability against the Soviet Union. I'll never forget being lectured...

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