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With the end of the football season, a star player on the college team was
celebrating the relaxation of his curfew by attending a late-night campus
party. Soon after arriving, he was captivated by a beautiful coed and
eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at
parties.
"Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the
strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said. "What's
you G.P.A.?"
Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get at least
twenty-five in the city and forty on the highway!"
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With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of
it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too
close. Like catching snakes.
-- Marlon Brando
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Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.
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Within a month [in 1969] I had met the first of a small but not uninfluential
community of people who violently opposed SALT for a simple reason: It might
keep America from developing a first-strike capability against the Soviet
Union. I'll never forget being lectured by an Air Force colonel about how
we should have "nuked" the Soviets in late 1940s before they got The Bomb.
I was told that if SALT would go away, we'd soon have the capability to nuke
them again -- and this time we'd use it.
-- Roger Molander, former nuclear strategist for the
White House's National Security Council, Washington
Post, 21 March, 1982
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Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
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Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the
way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an
indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less
important to him than his table or his white robe.
-- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac
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Without fools there would be no wisdom.
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Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
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Without life, Biology itself would be impossible.
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Without love intelligence is dangerous;
without intelligence love is not enough.
-- Ashley Montagu
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