Daily Fortunes

Jun 25, 2012

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that...
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone...
The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths. -- Ken Kesey

The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie...
The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie. -- Lenny Bruce

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with...
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal...
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. -- Ogden Nash

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