Daily Fortunes

Dec 25, 2012

The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty...
The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured in billigrahams.

The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as...
The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves. -- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer

The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem...
The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of "Camptown Races". Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it...

The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over Matter: I don't...
The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over Matter: I don't mind... and you don't matter. -- As revealed to reporter G. Rivera by Swami Havabanana

The Angels want to wear my red shoes. -- E...
The Angels want to wear my red shoes. -- E. Costello

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