Daily FortunesDec 16, 2013
Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast...
Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.
The cow, the old cow, she is dead;
It sleeps well the horned...
That feeling just came over me.
-- Albert...
That feeling just came over me.
-- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"
That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said...
That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
-- Richard Armour
The Advertising Agency Song
When your client's...
The Advertising Agency Song
When your client's hopping mad,
Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory,
Add a picture of his factory.
The all-softening overpowering knell,
The tocsin of the soul,...
The all-softening overpowering knell,
The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell.
-- Lord Byron
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 16, 2013
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