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Dec 4, 2013

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things...
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Most importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a non-hitchhiker discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically...

The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. --...
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wright

"The pyramid is opening!" "Which...
"The pyramid is opening!" "Which one?" "The one with the ever-widening hole in it!" -- Firesign Theater, "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All"

The Three Major Kind of Tools * Tools...
The Three Major Kind of Tools * Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or jar their many complex, sophisticated electrical parts in such a manner that they function perfectly. (These are your hammers, maces, bludgeons,...

There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take...
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. -- W.C. Fields

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