Daily FortunesDec 4, 2013
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things...
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on
the subject of towels.
Most importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For
some reason, if a non-hitchhiker discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel
with him, he will automatically...
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
--...
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
-- Steven Wright
"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which...
"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- Firesign Theater, "How Can You Be In Two Places At
Once When You're Not Anywhere At All"
The Three Major Kind of Tools
* Tools...
The Three Major Kind of Tools
* Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or
jar their many complex, sophisticated electrical parts in such a
manner that they function perfectly. (These are your hammers, maces,
bludgeons,...
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take...
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull
by the tail and face the situation.
-- W.C. Fields
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