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Dec 19, 2013

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing -- tender,...
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid. -- Adolf Hitler

A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life...
A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times over for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of pride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door. -- Stendhal

A woman physician has made the statement that smoking...
A woman physician has made the statement that smoking is neither physically defective nor morally degrading, and that nicotine, even when indulged to in excess, is less harmful than excessive petting." -- Purdue Exponent, Jan 16, 1925

A woman shouldn't have to buy her own perfume...
A woman shouldn't have to buy her own perfume. -- Maurine Lewis

A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth...
A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth. Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some... odd news for you." "Is my baby all right?" the woman anxiously asked. "Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but...

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