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Feb 3, 2013

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so...
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" ...
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?"...
A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk. "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?" "Because you are thinking of yourself." ...

A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey...
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable. "But I can hear it bray, over there." "Whom do you believe," asked Nasrudin,...

A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce...
A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil. Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."

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