Daily Fortunes

Feb 6, 2013

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate...
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights...
Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.

Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If...
Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting...

Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys! ...
Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys! -- Ma Barker

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